Each ring of the doorbell sends our editorial staff running to the door with screams “The Apple Watch is here!” I don’t have the heart to tell them the shipping estimate is for mid-May even though we hit the buy button mere seconds after pre-order started.
While the two unladen swallows fly the Apple Watch to our office all the way from Cupertino, we got our resident Jony Ive impersonator to help us relive the thrill of the unveiling event.
As with any good fishing story, the details get embellished with each retelling, so the following video may not be factually accurate and may contain traces of humor and wishful thinking.
Later on we’ll add a surprise Chinese dubbing for a more authentic experience. Or even better, we’ll do a proper review once the Watch arrives.