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Czech T-Mobile signs Chuck Norris, competitors to be roundhouse-kicked out of business

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Sorry to break it to our Czech fellas but their right to choose any carrier has been revoked effective immediately.

The Czech branch of T-Mobile has just established Chucktatorship and joining them seems the right thing to do as beating them is no longer an option.

Seriously though, we stumbled upon several T-Mobile ad videos, featuring no other than Chuck Norris. They are all in Czech but we think you will get the idea. Either that or the Texas Ranger will have to come and beat the sense out of you. Check them out!

With the help of one of our readers, we managed to get a translation of some of the things clips:

Here’s the first one, nobody messed with Chuck Norris.

Man in front of netbook: Are you there? Watch!
Closing voice over: Chuck Norris doesn’t give away anything. T-Mobile will give you a free netbook when you sign up for two services.

Then this one’s hilarious:

Woman: Mister, can you please pose for a photo with him? It’s his first skating (bruslí in Czech).
Chuck Norris: Bruce Lee? No, I’m Chuck Norris.
Closing voice over: Chuck Norris doesn’t give away anything. T-Mobile will give you a free digital photo frame when you sign up for a single services.

And here’s this one:

Man showing some karate moves: …
Closing voice over: Chuck Norris doesn’t give away anything. T-Mobile will give you a free LCD TV when you sign up for three services.

We don’t have translation for the next couple of videos yet.

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